There is a Toilet God
There are Toilet Rituals
There is a $60 million dollar Toilet Museum
There are apps that help you find the nearest bathrooms (the rest of the world needs to adopt this)
There are special Toilets for Sumo Wrestling Stadiums
Ok, I really can't help it, I'm gonna bad pun this now:
The Toilet God, serving people in shitty situations, one toilet at a time.